#137: "Udo Auto" (2012)

Enstand während eines gemütlichen Grillabends. Ich verkörpere hierbei Udo Lindenberg. Mehr oder weniger.

#136: "Avantgarde des Teufels" (2011)

Ähem.

#92: "Der Teufel" (2007)

feat. Karl Valentin!

CREDITS
music written by Kristofer Petersen
lyrics written by K. Petersen and M. Menda

#86: "Ypdrapp" (2012)

Ypdrapp.

#70: "Telefon!!!" (2002)

Well, this one is special.

LYRICS
Kommt jetzt wer?
Mensch, ja doch.
Hm. Musik wär' jetzt geil.
Ah.

#68: "Deff on se bitsch" (2008)

Very convincing. But at least it takes a while to make its point. Whatever that may be. Basically, this is "yadda yadda yadda" in music.

#65: "Dr Bofrosh" (2006)

Your favourite doctor with one of his best songs!

LYRICS

Guess who's back, it's Dr Frosh,

Dr Frosh, Dr Frosh

I bring you food like Dr Frosh

Dr Frosh, okay.

If you see the funky sign on my truck

you know I'm ready to deliver and fuck

if you wanna pay you gotta suck my cock

on stock I got some meat and blood

for blood and honor we fight in battle

my brothers stand tall as they shoeplattle

my sword is like a thunderstorm

for healthy food the frosh is born

DR BOFROSH! will kill!

kill the food that makes you ill

DR BOFROSH! will rise

takes you into paradise.

DR BOFROSH will kill!

your blood is what I spill

DR BOFROSH! will rise

against burgers and freedom fries

MC Bone is having a party

it is gonna be dirty and naughty

we're sittin in da club with a bottle full of bourb

I'm so fucking drunk so cum gimme a hug

I'm licking many titties and dem pussies gettin wet

MC Bone is making all dem hoes fucking mad

we're smoking lotsa weed, so we need a bite to eat

gonna call Dr. Bofrosh

we are longing for a special delivery

we're free to escape from misery

cause all I want is fries and liberty

yeah I am a BONE.

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(klingeling)

Alllright, Mr. Bone, you ordered a pizza

I brought it to you with my fast funky flitzer

Fuck u man, I am starving to death

Gimme that shit, cause I am starving to death (ZUM LETZTEN MAL)

The pizza is healthy with greencore and fullcore

You owe me a blowjob, and I want it hardcore

Ey yo, piss off, I am not gay and shit

Run as fast as you can or your face gets hit.

Did I get that right that you don't want to pay?

So the time has come to kill and slay! (froshowar)

You think you can hurt me with that fucking sword?

Yo, I'm gonna kill ya with my skateboard! (?)

#64: "Panne" (2010)

This is the shit!

#62: "Irgendwos" (2010)

A song against cooking.

#61: "Brylp" (2005)

Gabber! Döpdöpdöp.

#30: "Legendo" (2007)

SONG

NOTES
Unsinn deluxe. Mit Stargast. Klingt halt ziemlich scheiße so, aber ist auch sehr geil. Glaube ich.

CREDITS
Musik: Proktopussy, Text: Proktopussy, King König

#20: "Pferd Pferd Schwein" (2010)

SONG

NOTES
Naja, was soll man zu diesem Stück sagen. Es enthält zwei Pferde und ein Schwein. Und einen Gastauftritt eines sehr von mir geschätzten Poeten. Ich hoffe, dass er niemals davon erfährt.