#65: "Dr Bofrosh" (2006)

Your favourite doctor with one of his best songs!

LYRICS

Guess who's back, it's Dr Frosh,

Dr Frosh, Dr Frosh

I bring you food like Dr Frosh

Dr Frosh, okay.

If you see the funky sign on my truck

you know I'm ready to deliver and fuck

if you wanna pay you gotta suck my cock

on stock I got some meat and blood

for blood and honor we fight in battle

my brothers stand tall as they shoeplattle

my sword is like a thunderstorm

for healthy food the frosh is born

DR BOFROSH! will kill!

kill the food that makes you ill

DR BOFROSH! will rise

takes you into paradise.

DR BOFROSH will kill!

your blood is what I spill

DR BOFROSH! will rise

against burgers and freedom fries

MC Bone is having a party

it is gonna be dirty and naughty

we're sittin in da club with a bottle full of bourb

I'm so fucking drunk so cum gimme a hug

I'm licking many titties and dem pussies gettin wet

MC Bone is making all dem hoes fucking mad

we're smoking lotsa weed, so we need a bite to eat

gonna call Dr. Bofrosh

we are longing for a special delivery

we're free to escape from misery

cause all I want is fries and liberty

yeah I am a BONE.

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(klingeling)

Alllright, Mr. Bone, you ordered a pizza

I brought it to you with my fast funky flitzer

Fuck u man, I am starving to death

Gimme that shit, cause I am starving to death (ZUM LETZTEN MAL)

The pizza is healthy with greencore and fullcore

You owe me a blowjob, and I want it hardcore

Ey yo, piss off, I am not gay and shit

Run as fast as you can or your face gets hit.

Did I get that right that you don't want to pay?

So the time has come to kill and slay! (froshowar)

You think you can hurt me with that fucking sword?

Yo, I'm gonna kill ya with my skateboard! (?)

#53: "WC Bassler's moist wanted song" (2005)

Call it Schnitzel.

LYRICS

YEEEAAAH!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN; HERE IS YOUR SUPERMAN

WC BASSLER WILL PRESENT YOUR A SONG

IN STEREO, CHEEREO, I AM YOUR PRESIDENT

THE RESIDENT GUY WITH AN INCREDIBLE BONG

And Dr. Frosh is sitting here, with a joint in his hand

oh I like what I'm doing cause I'm down with the shit

I just won't pretend, that I'm goin' to wonderland

Throw me on a fire and I won't throw a fit

HEY; DEAR DOCTOR I KNOW THAT LINE

IT'S BY A DEAD GUY WITH A FEELING FOR RHYMES

IT'S KURT COBAIN THIS INSANE BRAIN KILLER

HE WROTE THE COOLEST SONG SINCE MICHAEL JACKSON'S THRILLER

BASSLER AND THE DOCTOR HAVE WRITTEN A SONG

It's the most wanted moist one poison going on

YEAH, DOCTOR FROSH, CAN YOU FEEL THE GROOVE?

Yeah, I wanna move till there's fire on the roof

I WANNA DANCE, I wanna jump

WE WANNA SHAKE OUR BIG FAT RUMPS

WC BASSLER AND DOCTOR FROSH, THESE TWO GUYS WILL MAKE YOU MOSH!!!

What are you talking about, my fellow citizen?

Michael Jackson sucks, and believe me my friend

I destroyed his nose with my incredible hands

and If I had a hammer I would bring it to an end.

ALRIGHT; OKAY; I ACCEPT YOUR CRITICISM

BUT I FOUND A WAY TO SMASH CAPITALISM

JUST BUY MY RECORDS AND GIVE ME SOME MONEY

I WILL BUY THE SOLAR SYSTEM AND WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SUNNY

Oh man, you`re so stoned, what do you wanna say

Well it's time to sway on this nice rainy day

Dr. Frosh has chosen the most different way

I will drop some missiles to stop the decay, yeah, yeah.

Käptn Iglu

THE THIRD ONE GOES OUT TO STOP THEM PEOPLE CRYING

The third one goes out to stop them people dying

WE PUT A SMILE UPON YOUR FACE, CAUSE THAT LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL

YEAH LIKE ANTHONY KIEDIS WE CAN SPEI THE BUDE VOLL

yes, we just don't care when you stop and stare

CAUSE WE WANNA SEE YOU NAKED AND BARE

Ey, Bassler why are you always so sexistic?

LET ME THINK, CAUSE I LIKE IT WHEN I'M ROUGHLY FISTED

We're the guys with the hits, with the different dicks

we are quick, optimistic and we'll bite you like a tick

It's a non-stop kick, when we're playing with the sticks

this is our latest trick, now come on let's fix it!!