#135: "Endorphine" (2017)

2017? Ja. In drei Jahren wird Endoskopie zurückkehren. Auf welche Weise das geschehen wird, steht derzeit noch in den Sternen. Beats dafür gibts bereits teilweise, wobei "Endorphine" mit seinem schnieken Flötensample zu den vielversprechenderen Exemplaren gehört. Das Album wird übrigens "Mikrophob" heißen. Und es wird kein Doppelalbum! Versprochen!

#76: "Crancke Scheisa" (2004)

This song doesn't exist.

LYRICS

Lila Hasen fliegen durch den Wald

sie jagen Amseln, und essen bald

eure Kinder, die draussen spielen

crancke scheisa is happening

Psychopathen laufen frei herum

verkaufen alles und das für dumm

ihre Kleider sind von Burger King

Crancke Scheisa is happening

Reinhard Fendrich schreibt ein gutes Lied

und Rudi Völler steht voll auf Weed

Doktor Motte tanzt jetzt zu Sting

Crancke Scheisa is happening

#53: "WC Bassler's moist wanted song" (2005)

Call it Schnitzel.

LYRICS

YEEEAAAH!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN; HERE IS YOUR SUPERMAN

WC BASSLER WILL PRESENT YOUR A SONG

IN STEREO, CHEEREO, I AM YOUR PRESIDENT

THE RESIDENT GUY WITH AN INCREDIBLE BONG

And Dr. Frosh is sitting here, with a joint in his hand

oh I like what I'm doing cause I'm down with the shit

I just won't pretend, that I'm goin' to wonderland

Throw me on a fire and I won't throw a fit

HEY; DEAR DOCTOR I KNOW THAT LINE

IT'S BY A DEAD GUY WITH A FEELING FOR RHYMES

IT'S KURT COBAIN THIS INSANE BRAIN KILLER

HE WROTE THE COOLEST SONG SINCE MICHAEL JACKSON'S THRILLER

BASSLER AND THE DOCTOR HAVE WRITTEN A SONG

It's the most wanted moist one poison going on

YEAH, DOCTOR FROSH, CAN YOU FEEL THE GROOVE?

Yeah, I wanna move till there's fire on the roof

I WANNA DANCE, I wanna jump

WE WANNA SHAKE OUR BIG FAT RUMPS

WC BASSLER AND DOCTOR FROSH, THESE TWO GUYS WILL MAKE YOU MOSH!!!

What are you talking about, my fellow citizen?

Michael Jackson sucks, and believe me my friend

I destroyed his nose with my incredible hands

and If I had a hammer I would bring it to an end.

ALRIGHT; OKAY; I ACCEPT YOUR CRITICISM

BUT I FOUND A WAY TO SMASH CAPITALISM

JUST BUY MY RECORDS AND GIVE ME SOME MONEY

I WILL BUY THE SOLAR SYSTEM AND WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SUNNY

Oh man, you`re so stoned, what do you wanna say

Well it's time to sway on this nice rainy day

Dr. Frosh has chosen the most different way

I will drop some missiles to stop the decay, yeah, yeah.

Käptn Iglu

THE THIRD ONE GOES OUT TO STOP THEM PEOPLE CRYING

The third one goes out to stop them people dying

WE PUT A SMILE UPON YOUR FACE, CAUSE THAT LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL

YEAH LIKE ANTHONY KIEDIS WE CAN SPEI THE BUDE VOLL

yes, we just don't care when you stop and stare

CAUSE WE WANNA SEE YOU NAKED AND BARE

Ey, Bassler why are you always so sexistic?

LET ME THINK, CAUSE I LIKE IT WHEN I'M ROUGHLY FISTED

We're the guys with the hits, with the different dicks

we are quick, optimistic and we'll bite you like a tick

It's a non-stop kick, when we're playing with the sticks

this is our latest trick, now come on let's fix it!!

#47: "Bam Bam Bassler" (2007)

Deep shit!

LYRICS

Lyrics:
I check my pockets for a little piece of beef
My doctor told me that beef makes Zähne schief.
I'd like to buy me something that I could eat
because all the doctor tells me means nothing to me

we slay the cows
to make some sausage out of them
we kill the pigs
to make them happy once again

I know my enemies, they're all vegetarians
they cannot realize that beef is my best
beef is the fruit I harvest, every day and night
if it is dark outside then beef is my guiding light

chorus

lately I decided to start my own beef business
I've got a slogan, which says: "Bassler's beef is best!"
fresh meat for everyone, 'cause beef makes people smile.
if I was German, I'd say: "Bassler's beef is geil!"

chorus

Bassler wants beef
Bassler needs beef
Bassler likes beef
Bassler eats beef!

#34: "Düsengewehr" (2006)

SONG

NOTES
Kurz und bündig.

LYRICS
Düsengewehr (2x)

Wir bringen dich jetzt gleich um
und schießen unsere Düsen krumm
braten dir eins über

Wir haben nen fetten Pinsel
schwimmen auf der Rettungsinsel
nichts gefällt uns so sehr wie
Düsengewehr

Punkrock, der gefällt uns sehr
wir brauchen keine Solos mehr
Solos sind scheiße

Wir leiden an Gedächtnisschwund
und genau das ist der Grund
warum es jetzt vorbei ist mit
Düsengewehr

written by proktopussy & king könig