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Dienstag, 14. Januar 2014

#53: "WC Bassler's moist wanted song" (2005)

Call it Schnitzel.

LYRICS

YEEEAAAH!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN; HERE IS YOUR SUPERMAN
WC BASSLER WILL PRESENT YOUR A SONG
IN STEREO, CHEEREO, I AM YOUR PRESIDENT
THE RESIDENT GUY WITH AN INCREDIBLE BONG
And Dr. Frosh is sitting here, with a joint in his hand
oh I like what I'm doing cause I'm down with the shit
I just won't pretend, that I'm goin' to wonderland
Throw me on a fire and I won't throw a fit
HEY; DEAR DOCTOR I KNOW THAT LINE
IT'S BY A DEAD GUY WITH A FEELING FOR RHYMES
IT'S KURT COBAIN THIS INSANE BRAIN KILLER
HE WROTE THE COOLEST SONG SINCE MICHAEL JACKSON'S THRILLER

BASSLER AND THE DOCTOR HAVE WRITTEN A SONG
It's the most wanted moist one poison going on
YEAH, DOCTOR FROSH, CAN YOU FEEL THE GROOVE?
Yeah, I wanna move till there's fire on the roof
I WANNA DANCE, I wanna jump
WE WANNA SHAKE OUR BIG FAT RUMPS
WC BASSLER AND DOCTOR FROSH, THESE TWO GUYS WILL MAKE YOU MOSH!!!

What are you talking about, my fellow citizen?
Michael Jackson sucks, and believe me my friend
I destroyed his nose with my incredible hands
and If I had a hammer I would bring it to an end.
ALRIGHT; OKAY; I ACCEPT YOUR CRITICISM
BUT I FOUND A WAY TO SMASH CAPITALISM
JUST BUY MY RECORDS AND GIVE ME SOME MONEY
I WILL BUY THE SOLAR SYSTEM AND WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SUNNY
Oh man, you`re so stoned, what do you wanna say
Well it's time to sway on this nice rainy day
Dr. Frosh has chosen the most different way
I will drop some missiles to stop the decay, yeah, yeah.

Käptn Iglu

THE THIRD ONE GOES OUT TO STOP THEM PEOPLE CRYING
The third one goes out to stop them people dying
WE PUT A SMILE UPON YOUR FACE, CAUSE THAT LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL
YEAH LIKE ANTHONY KIEDIS WE CAN SPEI THE BUDE VOLL
yes, we just don't care when you stop and stare
CAUSE WE WANNA SEE YOU NAKED AND BARE
Ey, Bassler why are you always so sexistic?
LET ME THINK, CAUSE I LIKE IT WHEN I'M ROUGHLY FISTED
We're the guys with the hits, with the different dicks
we are quick, optimistic and we'll bite you like a tick
It's a non-stop kick, when we're playing with the sticks
this is our latest trick, now come on let's fix it!!


Mittwoch, 8. Januar 2014

#47: "Bam Bam Bassler" (2007)

Deep shit!

LYRICS

Lyrics:
I check my pockets for a little piece of beef
My doctor told me that beef makes Zähne schief.
I'd like to buy me something that I could eat
because all the doctor tells me means nothing to me

we slay the cows
to make some sausage out of them
we kill the pigs
to make them happy once again

I know my enemies, they're all vegetarians
they cannot realize that beef is my best
beef is the fruit I harvest, every day and night
if it is dark outside then beef is my guiding light

chorus

lately I decided to start my own beef business
I've got a slogan, which says: "Bassler's beef is best!"
fresh meat for everyone, 'cause beef makes people smile.
if I was German, I'd say: "Bassler's beef is geil!"

chorus

Bassler wants beef
Bassler needs beef
Bassler likes beef
Bassler eats beef!