#70: "Telefon!!!" (2002)

Well, this one is special.

LYRICS
Kommt jetzt wer?
Mensch, ja doch.
Hm. Musik wär' jetzt geil.
Ah.

#69: "Sati" (2005)

The darkest hour.

LYRICS

ich will nach Haus

ich bin allein

mir ist so schlecht

vom Schreien.

ich will ins Bett

einfach einschlafen,

mir wär es recht,

ein Stein zu sein.

ich will zurück

ans andre Ufer

ich kann nicht schwimmen,

auch nicht rufen.

zünd mich an, wenn du mich liebst

ich will nach Hause

ich will zu ihr,

mir ist nicht wohl,

nicht hier.

ich will was essen

was wirklich schmeckt

und gute Freunde,

den Tisch gedeckt.

ich will es spüren,

das echte Leben,

ich kann nicht atmen

und auch nicht reden.

#68: "Deff on se bitsch" (2008)

Very convincing. But at least it takes a while to make its point. Whatever that may be. Basically, this is "yadda yadda yadda" in music.

#67: "Portal" (2008)

In the darkest period of my life I somehow managed to compose this little piece. While most of my other tracks of that era were pretty noisy and fucked up, this one here is only slightly disturbing. Mainly, it's meant to be beautiful.

#66: "Rüllnaldinho" (2012)

Part of a series of experimental beats to find a new style. A bit too mellow for my taste.

#65: "Dr Bofrosh" (2006)

Your favourite doctor with one of his best songs!

LYRICS

Guess who's back, it's Dr Frosh,

Dr Frosh, Dr Frosh

I bring you food like Dr Frosh

Dr Frosh, okay.

If you see the funky sign on my truck

you know I'm ready to deliver and fuck

if you wanna pay you gotta suck my cock

on stock I got some meat and blood

for blood and honor we fight in battle

my brothers stand tall as they shoeplattle

my sword is like a thunderstorm

for healthy food the frosh is born

DR BOFROSH! will kill!

kill the food that makes you ill

DR BOFROSH! will rise

takes you into paradise.

DR BOFROSH will kill!

your blood is what I spill

DR BOFROSH! will rise

against burgers and freedom fries

MC Bone is having a party

it is gonna be dirty and naughty

we're sittin in da club with a bottle full of bourb

I'm so fucking drunk so cum gimme a hug

I'm licking many titties and dem pussies gettin wet

MC Bone is making all dem hoes fucking mad

we're smoking lotsa weed, so we need a bite to eat

gonna call Dr. Bofrosh

we are longing for a special delivery

we're free to escape from misery

cause all I want is fries and liberty

yeah I am a BONE.

normalhook

(klingeling)

Alllright, Mr. Bone, you ordered a pizza

I brought it to you with my fast funky flitzer

Fuck u man, I am starving to death

Gimme that shit, cause I am starving to death (ZUM LETZTEN MAL)

The pizza is healthy with greencore and fullcore

You owe me a blowjob, and I want it hardcore

Ey yo, piss off, I am not gay and shit

Run as fast as you can or your face gets hit.

Did I get that right that you don't want to pay?

So the time has come to kill and slay! (froshowar)

You think you can hurt me with that fucking sword?

Yo, I'm gonna kill ya with my skateboard! (?)

#64: "Panne" (2010)

This is the shit!

#63: "Who said" (2004)

One of the best songs of my teenage years.

LYRICS

don't do it again, who blew your head off

and who steered ur hands, who raised your fist

the police, the police, flashlight head (2x)

and who comes next, I buried you

in a grave next to me, I killed you

the police, the police, flashlight head

and the shuffled piano, you learned to walk

alone now you must learn to g-o-o-o.

everywhere else, everywhere else.

#62: "Irgendwos" (2010)

A song against cooking.

#61: "Brylp" (2005)

Gabber! Döpdöpdöp.

#60: "Run" (2006)

This is what they call evil, I guess.

LYRICS

i'm losing touch

to my body

it's talking in foreign languages

and as I watch

you kissing me

I kiss you but I can't manage it

why can't you look a little bit nicer
when you close your big blue eyes?

I don't feel a thing

when you are in my arms

you could be anyone

i wouldn't care.

why can't you fuck a little bit better

when you've had your chemicals?

why can't you come a little bit closer

with your beloved tentacles?

run

as long as you have two legs

run

as long as you have the chance

run

if you're really loving me

run

run

please run away from me.

Don't you be so sure about

the things that I am telling you

cause I've always been a fan

of truth made in Hollywood

#59: "Continue" (2005)

A dark IDM tune.

#58: "Press cancer" (2009)

One of my most favourite tracks. Lots of drive.

#57: "The meat eating book of blood" (2013)

Kill your maulwurf they said. Don't mix up German words with English ones. And eat your vegetables.

#56: "It is too simple" (2005)

He's not happy.

LYRICS
I'm waiting for the time to flow
in my little prison cell
and I'm hoping for a life that's real
and a place where I could dwell
a body I could touch and smell
and somebody that I could tell
the truth about the loss of chances
and all those fucking circumstances

if the truth is shining
don't let it be the sun.
and if the truth is crawling in
prepare yourself for the second spin

miles away the bodies bleak -
I'm home again and hoping
for a second try.

I'm waiting for the time to pass
in my little prison cell
and I'm hoping for a life that's real
and a place where I could dwell
a body I could touch and smell
and somebody that I could tell
the truth about the loss of chances
and all those fucking circumstances

#55: "Punk isn't. (blue)" (2002)

Bring the noise when we drum upon them.

#54: "A girl is born" (2013)

So here's the sad song you've waited for.

LYRICS
a girl is born
her mother died
her father came
oh how he cried
he killed the child
with his own hands.

a girl is found
a rotten corpse
her father's dead
he's on the floor
he killed himself
with his own gun.

a girl is born
another life
is here to have
the father's eyes
it's going to stay
here for a while.

a girl is found
without a head
she died alone
inside her bed
she killed herself
with her father's gun.

#53: "WC Bassler's moist wanted song" (2005)

Call it Schnitzel.

LYRICS

YEEEAAAH!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN; HERE IS YOUR SUPERMAN

WC BASSLER WILL PRESENT YOUR A SONG

IN STEREO, CHEEREO, I AM YOUR PRESIDENT

THE RESIDENT GUY WITH AN INCREDIBLE BONG

And Dr. Frosh is sitting here, with a joint in his hand

oh I like what I'm doing cause I'm down with the shit

I just won't pretend, that I'm goin' to wonderland

Throw me on a fire and I won't throw a fit

HEY; DEAR DOCTOR I KNOW THAT LINE

IT'S BY A DEAD GUY WITH A FEELING FOR RHYMES

IT'S KURT COBAIN THIS INSANE BRAIN KILLER

HE WROTE THE COOLEST SONG SINCE MICHAEL JACKSON'S THRILLER

BASSLER AND THE DOCTOR HAVE WRITTEN A SONG

It's the most wanted moist one poison going on

YEAH, DOCTOR FROSH, CAN YOU FEEL THE GROOVE?

Yeah, I wanna move till there's fire on the roof

I WANNA DANCE, I wanna jump

WE WANNA SHAKE OUR BIG FAT RUMPS

WC BASSLER AND DOCTOR FROSH, THESE TWO GUYS WILL MAKE YOU MOSH!!!

What are you talking about, my fellow citizen?

Michael Jackson sucks, and believe me my friend

I destroyed his nose with my incredible hands

and If I had a hammer I would bring it to an end.

ALRIGHT; OKAY; I ACCEPT YOUR CRITICISM

BUT I FOUND A WAY TO SMASH CAPITALISM

JUST BUY MY RECORDS AND GIVE ME SOME MONEY

I WILL BUY THE SOLAR SYSTEM AND WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SUNNY

Oh man, you`re so stoned, what do you wanna say

Well it's time to sway on this nice rainy day

Dr. Frosh has chosen the most different way

I will drop some missiles to stop the decay, yeah, yeah.

Käptn Iglu

THE THIRD ONE GOES OUT TO STOP THEM PEOPLE CRYING

The third one goes out to stop them people dying

WE PUT A SMILE UPON YOUR FACE, CAUSE THAT LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL

YEAH LIKE ANTHONY KIEDIS WE CAN SPEI THE BUDE VOLL

yes, we just don't care when you stop and stare

CAUSE WE WANNA SEE YOU NAKED AND BARE

Ey, Bassler why are you always so sexistic?

LET ME THINK, CAUSE I LIKE IT WHEN I'M ROUGHLY FISTED

We're the guys with the hits, with the different dicks

we are quick, optimistic and we'll bite you like a tick

It's a non-stop kick, when we're playing with the sticks

this is our latest trick, now come on let's fix it!!

#52: "Vortex sleep" (2008)

Sweet dreams make fat and ugly.

#51: "Maktoub" (2010)

A classical etude with a really lovely melody.

#50: "Listen to the screen" (2006)

That scream.

LYRICS

Empty as I feel right now

I can barely move

I`m paralyzed by the way of life

waiting for a higher love.

and I offer myself the cheapest illusion

drink way too much to calm the confusion

I`m listening...to the screen

and I wish I could heal my hurts and bruises

I fear the changes that I`m totally used to

I`m listening...to the screen.

Tired as I am right now

I can hardly breathe

I`m organized by my suffering

and the stupidest beliefs.

I offer...

Useless as I seem to be

I rely on singing songs

They can`t feed me but they can

help me going on.

I offer...

#49: "Never never" (2008)

Craaaaazy!

#48: "Valencia" (2005)

Nothing spectacular, but a nice little melody.

#47: "Bam Bam Bassler" (2007)

Deep shit!

LYRICS

Lyrics:
I check my pockets for a little piece of beef
My doctor told me that beef makes Zähne schief.
I'd like to buy me something that I could eat
because all the doctor tells me means nothing to me

we slay the cows
to make some sausage out of them
we kill the pigs
to make them happy once again

I know my enemies, they're all vegetarians
they cannot realize that beef is my best
beef is the fruit I harvest, every day and night
if it is dark outside then beef is my guiding light

chorus

lately I decided to start my own beef business
I've got a slogan, which says: "Bassler's beef is best!"
fresh meat for everyone, 'cause beef makes people smile.
if I was German, I'd say: "Bassler's beef is geil!"

chorus

Bassler wants beef
Bassler needs beef
Bassler likes beef
Bassler eats beef!

#46: "Al Presidente" (2007)

Sounds like music.

#45: "Linguistic turn" (2010)

Let the beat control your body.

#44: "Whisper to me" (2013)

A cute little love song.

LYRICS
come to me, into my arms
and whisper to me.
cause I want to believe.
come to me, into my house
and whisper to me
cause I want to believe.

with you, with you, with you
when you just whisper to me

come to me, into my life
and whisper to me
cause I think I could breathe
come to me, into my bed
and whisper to me
cause I want to believe

with you, with you, with you
when you just whisper to me

#43: "Morning mood" (2003)

Not exactly what you'd expect after reading the title.

#42: "Shelter and storm" (2012)

Just another love song.

LYRICS
where is my horse? (it's gone gone gone)
where is my house? (it's gone gone gone)
I can't find the key (it's gone gone gone)
I am not hungry (I'm scum scum)

I don't need shelter
I need a storm
(called love)

where is my girl? (it's gone gone gone)
where is my world? (it's gone gone gone)
I can't find the key (it's gone gone gone)
I'm not happy (I'm scum scum)

I don't need shelter
I need a storm
(called love)

I need you
I want you
to come

I want you
I need you
to come

Come on, be my shelter
I'll be your storm
Come on, be my shelter
I'll be your storm

#41: "Sunday sun" (2006)

So this is what it sounds like when I'm writing love songs.

LYRICS
the rising sunday sun
is stroking your cheeks
you're lying next to me
and you're still asleep

So peaceful and calm
and so beautiful.

the rising sunday sun
is warming your lids
I'm touching your skin
with my fingertips

So peaceful and calm
and so beautiful

the higher the sun's rising
the more I fall in love
with you.

the rising sunday sun
is kissing your lips
and you're waking up
with a smile that I'll miss

When you are not here
but still in my mind.

the higher the sun's rising
the more I fall in love
with you.

#40: "Eona" (2008)

So fühlt sich das also an.

LYRICS
light my candle with a fuse (eona)
distilled water, things of use (eona)
mend me, blend me 'till I'm bruised (eona)

I never thought that it would be so easy

Coincidental breath of air (eona)
doors are open everywhere (eona)
I never thought that it would be so easy

catch up
break out

eona
I never thought that it would be so damn easy
eona
eona


CREDITS
Musik: Surfing Bombay
Text: Petersen