#53: "WC Bassler's moist wanted song" (2005)

Call it Schnitzel.

LYRICS

YEEEAAAH!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN; HERE IS YOUR SUPERMAN

WC BASSLER WILL PRESENT YOUR A SONG

IN STEREO, CHEEREO, I AM YOUR PRESIDENT

THE RESIDENT GUY WITH AN INCREDIBLE BONG

And Dr. Frosh is sitting here, with a joint in his hand

oh I like what I'm doing cause I'm down with the shit

I just won't pretend, that I'm goin' to wonderland

Throw me on a fire and I won't throw a fit

HEY; DEAR DOCTOR I KNOW THAT LINE

IT'S BY A DEAD GUY WITH A FEELING FOR RHYMES

IT'S KURT COBAIN THIS INSANE BRAIN KILLER

HE WROTE THE COOLEST SONG SINCE MICHAEL JACKSON'S THRILLER

BASSLER AND THE DOCTOR HAVE WRITTEN A SONG

It's the most wanted moist one poison going on

YEAH, DOCTOR FROSH, CAN YOU FEEL THE GROOVE?

Yeah, I wanna move till there's fire on the roof

I WANNA DANCE, I wanna jump

WE WANNA SHAKE OUR BIG FAT RUMPS

WC BASSLER AND DOCTOR FROSH, THESE TWO GUYS WILL MAKE YOU MOSH!!!

What are you talking about, my fellow citizen?

Michael Jackson sucks, and believe me my friend

I destroyed his nose with my incredible hands

and If I had a hammer I would bring it to an end.

ALRIGHT; OKAY; I ACCEPT YOUR CRITICISM

BUT I FOUND A WAY TO SMASH CAPITALISM

JUST BUY MY RECORDS AND GIVE ME SOME MONEY

I WILL BUY THE SOLAR SYSTEM AND WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SUNNY

Oh man, you`re so stoned, what do you wanna say

Well it's time to sway on this nice rainy day

Dr. Frosh has chosen the most different way

I will drop some missiles to stop the decay, yeah, yeah.

Käptn Iglu

THE THIRD ONE GOES OUT TO STOP THEM PEOPLE CRYING

The third one goes out to stop them people dying

WE PUT A SMILE UPON YOUR FACE, CAUSE THAT LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL

YEAH LIKE ANTHONY KIEDIS WE CAN SPEI THE BUDE VOLL

yes, we just don't care when you stop and stare

CAUSE WE WANNA SEE YOU NAKED AND BARE

Ey, Bassler why are you always so sexistic?

LET ME THINK, CAUSE I LIKE IT WHEN I'M ROUGHLY FISTED

We're the guys with the hits, with the different dicks

we are quick, optimistic and we'll bite you like a tick

It's a non-stop kick, when we're playing with the sticks

this is our latest trick, now come on let's fix it!!